He didn't ask to be awake at this hour. He didn't ask for the noise, the light, or the relentless cheerfulness of morning people. But here he is — paws wrapped around a warm mug, eyes half-open, dignity fully intact. The raccoon knows what you know: coffee isn't optional. It's survival.
Wear this tee as a badge of honor for every slow morning, every second cup, and every moment you've stared into the void before 9am and kept going anyway.
Shirt Details:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: Fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
